5 Types Of Freshers

THE MUMMAS KID

Never left mum’s side, therefore never washed clothes, never washed dishes and never made a bed. (Wears sensible shoes)

THE POSH ONES

The ones who don’t understand the £1.50 jager bombs and the kebabs after a night out. The Ex-private school member who casually drops into conversation that their parents have a holiday home in the South of France.

THE UNPREPARED ONES

Confused about everything, especially when it comes to signing up for uni activities.

THE HERMIT ROOMMATE

You know they’re there, but they’re not. Only venture out to go to uni, the library or Tesco Express. A modern day Cinderella.

THE KEENO’S

You mentioned your name 3 minutes ago, and they’ve already given you a nickname. The ones who will do random acts so they can tell their friends back home the stories; wearing traffic cones as hats and luring neighbours cats in for a cuddle on the way back from a night out.

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